UFO Phenomenon Casefile MOTU-0238: Faraway, So Close, Encounter

Once I provided evidence that our foremost deities included Jesus, the WalMart smiley, and Jessica Simpson, the crew silently shrugged -- one seemed to roll her eye disparagingly -- and collectively trudged back to their mothership dismayed. They'll check back in a few decades, they said, as a green mist whirled around us and the ship disappeared as quickly as it had materialized.