Baaaah-elzebub!

Attack of the Devil Sheep...

Cutest Baby in the World Discovered

If You Don't Gnome Me By Now

Argentinian Gnome Sighting Frightens Local Residents; Gardening Tchotchke Experts Baffled

Giant Spider Attacks Atlantis Space Shuttle

It begins...

A Fiery Crash to Earth

Mystery Illness Strikes After Meteorite Hits Peruvian Village

Leave a Message and I'll Call You Back

Monster Spider Web Spun in Texas

He May Have Nine Lives, But You Only Have One

Cat Proven Capable of Sensing Impending Death, says New England Journal of Medicine

Fly, My Pretties!

Flying Humanoids Filmed Over Mexican Skies

Unicorn Take the Wheel

The Unicorn Was Driving, Drunk Tells Police

Lights in the Evening Sky

A UFO at O'Hare? Some Pilots Thought So

And the Heavens Opened Up One Winter's Night

Mysterious Object Crashes Through Roof

Arachnophilic Supervillains Trapped Under Glass

'Spider Girl' Gang Held in Chile

Scenes from a Beach in Sakhalin, Russia

Unknown Creature Found by Soldiers

Giant Nests Perplex Experts

Be afraid...

Cryptozoological Corpse Discovery Yields Questions

'Hybrid Mutant' Found Dead in Maine

School for Restless Spirits

Ghostly Syllabus for New Degree

Caedite Eos -- Novit Enim Dominus Qui Sunt Eius!

IT BEGINS...

Further Portents of Our Impending Destruction

Huge Block of Ice Falls From Sky In Oakland

Crazy Six-Toed Cat Terrorizes Connecticut

It begins...

Creamy Pink Snow Covers Russian Region

It begins...

SMACKDOWN: Jesus vs. The Holy Ghost

Who will win the soul of New Orleans?
Will it be the the soldiers' messiah? Or perhaps
the laughing little cannibal girl? You decide.
(video)

Mice Infected With Bubonic Plague Missing

It begins...

The Tooth Is Out There

Loch Ness Monster Missing Chomper?

Mystic Places Scholars: Call for Papers

Greek Island Hosts Three-Day Conference on Atlantis Myth

Visions and Prophecies: Frogs Fall from the Sky in Rural Serbia

It Begins...

Amnesiac Prodigy Washes Ashore

Medway Maritime Hospital Patient Plays the Classics; Won't Do "Memories"

I Have Heard The Merman Singing

Merman Exists; does not sing "No Business Like Show Business"

But the real question remains: is he searching for his Lost Child?

MOTU Exclusive: Image from Sasquatch sighting

Footage Shot in Manitoba Shows Bigfoot, Viewers Say
(from The Winnipeg Sun, 4/21/05)

Magical Arts Casefile MOTU-2457: St. George and the Dragon

It was around the time the dragon shattered the enchanted barbershop pole that George knew he was in trouble.

UFO Phenomenon Casefile MOTU-0238: Faraway, So Close, Encounter

Once I provided evidence that our foremost deities included Jesus, the WalMart smiley, and Jessica Simpson, the crew silently shrugged -- one seemed to roll her eye disparagingly -- and collectively trudged back to their mothership dismayed. They'll check back in a few decades, they said, as a green mist whirled around us and the ship disappeared as quickly as it had materialized.

Transformations Casefile MOTU-2119: Potter's Revenge

Naturally my curiousity was piqued, and though I was a bit offended that Potter was wearing my grandfather's three-piece suit, I had to admit, to myself at least, that it was three sizes too small on me. "I'm not so sure you want to be asking me any questions now," he said, as he stroked the revolver in his pocket. And his newfound ability to speak seemed less relevant to me than the years of harsh housetraining Potter had endured at my hand.

"Much as I liked my companions, this hour was the thing in the day I liked most; and I liked it best of all when, as the light faded -- or rather, I should say, the day lingered and the last calls of the last birds sounded, in a flushed sky, from the old trees -- I could take a turn into the grounds and enjoy, almost with a sense of property that amused and flattered me, the beauty and dignity of the place." -- The Turn of the Screw

Earth Energies Casefile MOTU-2135: The Green Man

I'm watching you...

Mysterious Creatures Casefile MOTU-1387: The Abominable Snowman

It's getting cold outside, which can only mean one thing: Yeti.

"The future, Madame, is something we should have started on long ago."

I just saw the Criterion Collection edition of the Georges Franju 1959 classic Eyes Without a Face (Les Yeux Sans Visage). I really enjoyed it; it was like The Silence of the Lambs meets The Swan.

The film was originally released in America as a dubbed version called The Horror Chamber of Doctor Faustus as a double feature with The Manster (not to be confused with Manimal), a supercheesy-looking movie about a half-man, half-monster which really just consisted of a guy in bad makeup with a weird secondary shriveled head awkwardly perched on his shoulder.

One down, five to go

Ghosts on a Door (Samhain 2004)